What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What part of London is in Brazil?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!