What's green and loud?
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?