funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
