stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
