stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
