What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What bone will a dog never eat?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.