funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
