# Funny riddles

## Owl joke

Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
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## What do snowmen eat for breakfast

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
70.62 %

## Has five eyes, but cannot see

What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
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## A hungry donkey

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
70.46 %

## Dog which never bites

What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
70.38 %

## How does a dog stop a video?

How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
70.35 %
funny

Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
69.92 %

## What do you get when you drop a pumpkin

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
69.66 %
funny

## What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
69.16 %