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Disc-o.
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Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
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I find you very attractive.
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A trombone.
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March.
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Squash.
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A bird that will talk your ear off.
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After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
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The Mississippi River.
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You get buttered up.
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