What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What do you call an asian vegatable?