What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!