What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
what am Ifunny
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?