Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
what am Ifunny
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.