Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?