Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?