funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
