What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.