crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!