There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
What bone will a dog never eat?