How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What bone will a dog never eat?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
What's green and loud?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.