funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
