A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What bird can write?
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.