funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny punny What bird can write?
PENguin.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Show me the answer Share riddle clever funny Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
Show me the answer Share riddle 