If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?