What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?