funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
