Funny riddles


Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
93.55 %
39 votes


Italian chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
93.70 %
40 votes


Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
93.39 %
38 votes


Fortune's daughter

If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
93.70 %
40 votes


Twin sisters

They are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
93.70 %
40 votes