cleanfunnyshort One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
A snowman.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnylogicwhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
cleanfunnyshortHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleanfunnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
cleanfunnyshortWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.