funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky clean dirty Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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