A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.