Funny riddles

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Mysterious man

One winter day, there was a man standing in the middle of someone's front yard. The person stayed there for several weeks without moving and the owner of the yard didn't mind. Eventually the man left. Who was the man?
A snowman.
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42 votes

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Suit of armor

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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38 votes