funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
