funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
Show me the answer Share riddle clever funny Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny funny stupid Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny stupid What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
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