What tea do hockey players drink?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.animalcleanfunny
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.cleanfunny
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Presume that you do not know what a rhino looks like. Now the question goes like this: If one day while walking in a forest with two of your close friends, one friend shows you an elephant and tells that this is a rhino, and another friend shows you a hippopotamus and tells you that this is rhino, who would you believe and why?
I told you that you do not know what a rhino looks like, not that you are unaware of what a hippo and elephant look like. So you shouldn't believe either of them.funnyshort
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?