funny crazy What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love It's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
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