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She was on a crash diet.
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and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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A baseball team.
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It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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Mashed potatoes.
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I hear invoices!
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Big holes all over Australia.
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It split.
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A fowl weather.
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Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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