funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
