By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.