funnyshortWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
cleanfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
animalfunnyWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnylogicPresume that you do not know what a rhino looks like. Now the question goes like this: If one day while walking in a forest with two of your close friends, one friend shows you an elephant and tells that this is a rhino, and another friend shows you a hippopotamus and tells you that this is rhino, who would you believe and why?
I told you that you do not know what a rhino looks like, not that you are unaware of what a hippo and elephant look like. So you shouldn't believe either of them.
funnyshortFarmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
