What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a bee come from America?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.