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Two-lips.
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An antique!
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USB
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A milk truck.
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She was on a crash diet.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Mashed potatoes.
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Nothing, just run.
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At the ‘moo’vies.
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It can have a hole in it.
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