Funny riddles

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Butcher shop

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
92.25 %
32 votes

animalcleanfunny

Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
92.86 %
35 votes

cleanfunnylogic

Question's wallet

After recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question's wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question's wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key? Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door. Blue: This key is not at one of the ends. Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between). Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door. Orange: This key is in the middle.
The order (from left to right) is Green, Red,Orange, Blue, Yellow. The blue key is the key to the door.
91.22 %
48 votes

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Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
93.70 %
40 votes