funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
