funnylogicA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
animalcleanfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
animalcleanfunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
animalcleanfunnyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
cleanfunnylogicAfter recent events, Question Mark is annoyed with his brother, Skid Mark. Skid thought it would be funny to hide Question's wallet. He told Question that he would get it back if he finds it. So, first off, Skid laid five colored keys in a row. One of them is a key to a room where Skid is hiding Question's wallet. Using the clues, can you determine the order of the keys and which is the right key?
Red: This key is somewhere to the left of the key to the door.
Blue: This key is not at one of the ends.
Green: This key is three spaces away from the key to the door (2 between).
Yellow: This key is next to the key to the door. Orange: This key is in the middle.
The order (from left to right) is Green, Red,Orange, Blue, Yellow. The blue key is the key to the door.
animalcrazyfunnyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
