What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse. cleanfunnyshort
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less. animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.cleanfunny
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!animalcleanfunny
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!