By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.