Funny riddles

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By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
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