Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What do moths study in school?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.