Funny riddles

funnyshort

Tea-Table

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
91.39 %
49 votes

funnylogicshort

Escape strtegy

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
86.32 %
41 votes

funnylogicmath

Infinite number of mathematicians

An infinite number of mathematicians are standing behind a bar. The first asks the barman for half a pint of beer, the second for a quarter pint, the third an eighth, and so on. How many pints of beer will the barman need to fulfill all mathematicians' wishes?
Just one.
91.22 %
48 votes

funnylogicshort

Volume of the pizza

If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
92.67 %
34 votes

funny

Hand shakes

There are ten people in a house. Everybody wants to make a hand shake with only people shorter than themselves. Assume everybody is different in height. How many hand shakes are made?
0, because a taller person wants to shake hands with a shorter person. But the shorter person doesn't want to shake hands with him.
93.70 %
40 votes

funnylove

Three passengers

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
92.14 %
54 votes