# Funny riddles

## Bear without ears

What do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
79.06 %

## How many letters are there

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
79.00 %

## Dracula and his new girlfriend

You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
79.00 %

## Between earth and heaven

Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
78.92 %

## Chimney

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
78.92 %

## Easter egg and joke

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
78.87 %

## Scientists have proven

Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
78.86 %

## Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony \$100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
78.86 %

## Bay of Bengal

Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
78.85 %