What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Why do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.