What do you call an asian vegatable?
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.