funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
