What is common between a dog and a tree?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a great dog detective?
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.