Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.