funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
