cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
