funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
