crazyfunnyshortWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
cleanfunnyshortHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
crazyfunnyshortWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyshortI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
funnyshortBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liguid.
funnyshortHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnyloveshortHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
