Funny riddles

crazyfunnyshort

Baby ghost

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
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36 votes

cleanfunnyshort

LED light bulb

How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
92.46 %
33 votes

crazyfunnyshort

Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
93.22 %
37 votes

crazyfunnyshort

I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
93.55 %
39 votes

funnyshort

Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
93.70 %
40 votes

cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
93.70 %
40 votes