A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
What is a sick crocodile?
How do rabbits travel?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.