funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.