funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
