cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
