crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
