Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).