crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
