funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
