What type of house weighs the least?
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.funnyshort
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.cleanfunnyshort
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.crazyfunnyshort
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleancrazyfunny
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!funnyshort
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?