Funny riddles

funnyshort

Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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32 votes

cleanfunnylove

Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
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46 votes

cleancrazyfunny

A fox

How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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42 votes