funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
