cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
