trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
