funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.