Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What do you call a bear without ears?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.