funnyshortWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
cleanfunnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnyshortTwo blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
cleanfunnyshortHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnyshortWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
