cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
