What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What do ghosts wear on their feet?