funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
