funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
