What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
What do you call lending money to a bison?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?