funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
