funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
