funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
