funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
