What is a lion’s favorite state?
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
Why was the broom late?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.