funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
