How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.