cleanfunnyshortWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyshortWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnyshortWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanfunnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
cleanfunnyRomeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnylogicA petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
cleanfunnyA bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyshortA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
