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Long time no sea.
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Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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A baseball team.
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It overswept.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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Ohio.
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A sourpuss.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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