cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
