funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
