You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
How can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?