crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
