What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
How do birds communicate?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.