Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?