Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
What is the largest ant in the world?
What is a sick crocodile?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?