Funny riddles

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Not one single man got wet

Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
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46 votes

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Lost

What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
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36 votes

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Two men wearing masks

You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
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38 votes

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The least sleep

During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
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37 votes

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The ladder

A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
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44 votes

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Sunday trip

A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
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41 votes

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Five daughters

Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
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31 votes

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Pants pocket

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
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30 votes