What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.animalcrazyfunny
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What is a frog's favorite game?
You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty.
At the first stop 4 people get on.
At the second stop, 8 people get on and 3 get off.
At the third stop, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Since the riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver, the answer would be the color of your own eyes. crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.crazyfunnyshort
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.crazyfunnyshort
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn’t the lemon?
Because it was yellow.