You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
What type of house weighs the least?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What do you call a great dog detective?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.