What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.