crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.