What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What type of house weighs the least?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.