What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
In a jungle where there is no streets lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of snake ?
It's a day time.