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It was love at first bite.
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She was on a crash diet.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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Because he was dead.
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Leapfrog.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Comet.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
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