crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.