Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What type of house weighs the least?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What is a frog's favorite game?
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?