What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)