Crazy riddles

Why is the sun so bright?

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?

Someone said you sounded like an owl.

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?

What bird can write?

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?