cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
