Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.