Crazy riddles

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

What two keys cannot open any doors?

How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?

Someone said you sounded like an owl.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?

What bird can write?

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?