crazy funny tricky How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
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crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I crazy I have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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