What do you call a bear without an ear?
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Name four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
In a jungle where there is no streets lights or any other artificial source of lights, I notice a black snake crossing the road.
How did I get sight of snake ?
It's a day time.
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.