What do you call a great dog detective?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
What is a fish without an eye?
What is a frog's favorite game?