What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What bird can write?
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What is the largest living ant in the world?
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?