What is a fish without an eye?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.