What is a fish without an eye?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What clothes does a house wear?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.