When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What do you call a bear without ears?
What type of house weighs the least?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!