crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyWhat is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
