Crazy riddles


Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
93.22 %
37 votes


I am a soldier

I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
93.55 %
39 votes


Chinese men

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
93.22 %
37 votes


A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
93.39 %
38 votes


Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
93.70 %
40 votes