You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.