crazyfunnyshortWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyshortWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyshortI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazyfunnyshortWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
crazyshortA Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse.
animalcrazyfunnyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
animalcrazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
