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Because it was not peeling well.
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It was daylight.
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Mice krispies.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy What is the similarity between a nose and an athlete?
Both "run".
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I hear invoices!
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Because the batteries died.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
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Sherlock Bones.
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It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
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A Donut.
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