crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
