crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
