crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
