stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
