funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
