funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
