funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
