cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
