funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
