funny punny Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny what am I Scientists have proven that cats have more hair on one side than their other side. Some people believe that this is because when cats lay on their side they need insulation from the cold on the floor or ground. Which side of a cat has more hair?
The outside of the cat of course!
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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On the river bank.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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