cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.