funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
