simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
poemscleanWhat always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
