cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
logicsimpletrickyHow many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
