cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanlogicsimplecleverIt is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?
Beetle.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
cleantrickyWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals and people can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
cleansimplelogicThis guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is it?
Bicycle.
logicsimpletrickyHow many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleansimplelogictrickyA bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
