cleansimplecleverHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
