funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
