funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
logicmathThink of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
cleansimpleEven if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
cleansimpleWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
