simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
