funny crazy What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
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There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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Squash.
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crazy funny punny What bird can write?
PENguin.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
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Quit imagining.
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He presses the paws button.
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He pastaway.
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Pooched eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny what am I There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
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