funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
