funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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Forest.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.