cleansimpleWhat is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
cleanwhat am IsimpleTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
