funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
