cleanwhat am IsimpleI like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
mathlogicsimplecleverIf you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
cleanmathlogicsimpleDivide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
cleancleversimplelogicI know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
