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Because, people turn them on.
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When it become french fires.
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Fleece.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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It was love at first bite.
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The outside of the cat of course!
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Electricity.
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It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
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