funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
