funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.