funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
