funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.