funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
