funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
