crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.