crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
