trickyIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
what am IscarysimplecleverWhen you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
Darkness.
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
what am IcrazyI have 4 eyes, but I cannot see! What Am I?
Mississippi.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Sand.
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
