funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleverwho am IcleansimpleI am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
Alphabet 'C'.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
cleanmysterywhat am IlogicIf I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
